hey, it’s salem.

• like sabrina’s cat

• that one rv brand I’ve seen on a few road trips

• sadly, never on gift shop merchandise

likes?

• talking to strangers

• staring (aka: field research)

• cheese (cheese-cheese, movie cheese, photo cheese...)

• my dirty reeboks

dislikes?

• meetings that could’ve been an email (is it the writer in me?)

• milk (i don’t feel compelled to explain this one)

• android discrimination

today i write for pay, but i’ve always written for play, penning skits, stories, friends' instagram captions, and my grandpa's emails.